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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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Deals was a chain of discount variety stores owned by Dollar Tree. The chain operated more than 221 stores located in shopping centers, malls, and urban areas in 19 states throughout the United States.
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