{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
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Tallahassee Soccer Club is an American soccer club based in Tallahassee, Florida that competes in The League for Clubs.
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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
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