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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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