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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"type":"general","setup":"What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?","punchline":"A spelling bee.","id":157}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go broke?","punchline":"He used up all his cache","id":417}
{"type":"standard","title":"Jeton","displaytitle":"Jeton","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1361981","titles":{"canonical":"Jeton","normalized":"Jeton","display":"Jeton"},"pageid":1444272,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Cristoph_lobkowicz_counter_rv.jpg/330px-Cristoph_lobkowicz_counter_rv.jpg","width":320,"height":319},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Cristoph_lobkowicz_counter_rv.jpg","width":490,"height":489},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253405052","tid":"46992909-930f-11ef-b1a8-7a5e3c4881c0","timestamp":"2024-10-25T20:25:29Z","description":"Coin-like counting token","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeton","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeton?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeton?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jeton"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeton","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jeton","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeton?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jeton"}},"extract":"Jetons or jettons are tokens or coin-like medals produced across Europe from the 13th through the 18th centuries. They were produced as counters for use in calculation on a counting board, a lined board similar to an abacus. Jetons for calculation were commonly used in Europe from about 1200 to 1700, and remained in occasional use into the early nineteenth century. They also found use as a money substitute in games, similar to modern casino chips or poker chips.","extract_html":"
Jetons or jettons are tokens or coin-like medals produced across Europe from the 13th through the 18th centuries. They were produced as counters for use in calculation on a counting board, a lined board similar to an abacus. Jetons for calculation were commonly used in Europe from about 1200 to 1700, and remained in occasional use into the early nineteenth century. They also found use as a money substitute in games, similar to modern casino chips or poker chips.
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{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
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